Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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