well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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