he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
my nose is crying tears of wow.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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