D3 body, D1 cock
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Success! We fucked roommates!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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