my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm at about main and main street
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Randomize
