if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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