Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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