Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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