Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
If I die, sorry about rent.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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