your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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