I think I died a long time ago.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I pour the whiskey from now on
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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