sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
