yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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