All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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