I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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