I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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