her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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