haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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