I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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