I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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