I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
