Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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