Do vagina's smell?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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