it wasn't lemon gatorade
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
should my penis look like a turkey
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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