the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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