Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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