Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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