i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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