I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
