Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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