there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Randomize
