It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I have aggressive nipples.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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