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Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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