her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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