I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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