Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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