Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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