yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Randomize
