I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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