I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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