People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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