saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
