nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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