all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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