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(763): View more from Minnesota

Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex

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(541): View more from Oregon

The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.

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(587): View more from Alberta

The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.

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(956): View more from Texas

Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life

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(217): View more from Illinois

While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.

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(941): View more from Florida

Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.

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(404): View more from Georgia

the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot

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(253): View more from Washington

my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?

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