Where is the hickey?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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