i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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