She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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