Christians are straight up FREAKS
I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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