the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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