Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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