whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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