Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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