Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He is an equal opportunity slut.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
try to milk me bitch
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