But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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